“I’m just thinking about our utility bill with two fridges…”

The fridge saga continues. Our landlord is finally replacing the broken fridge with two smaller (full size) fridges. One for each floor. Convenient and awesome, right? Now the troll can stay upstairs where she belongs!

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There’s always something with this girl.

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In the words of Ariel, “Wait what?”

The girl who just had to have the most expensive room in the apartment…

The girl who leaves every light on in the house…

The girl who leaves her fan and radio on while going home for the weekend…

The girl who leaves the AC on when she isn’t even in the room – WITH WINDOWS OPEN…!

…is concerned about our utility bills!?

I’m sorry — are you FUCKING SERIOUS?!

It took every fiber of my being, not to make an aggressive comment about turning off the goddamn lights and being more thoughtful about electricity…and then I remembered she has had a personal mini fridge up there since she moved in!

(yes, in case you forgot, her exploding tofu was in our broken fridge when she had a perfectly good mini fridge upstairs)

So, being the bitch that I am…I responded passive aggressively about he mini fridge.

If you can’t afford the bills, don’t pick the room that’s $90 more expensive a month. Or better yet, go back home where you have a bunch of people to coddle you, wash your dishes, and take out your trash since you aren’t even taking classes this year anyway.

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xoxoBelle

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Should I laugh, or should I cry?

THE END IS NIGH. SOUND THE ALARMS. THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.

In other words, someone other than Meg or Belle “took out the trash.”

I use the phrase loosely and have it in quotes because I’m not sure if what happened last night counts as taking out the trash in my book.

Ariel sent something to the group message sharing that she and Snow White took out the trash and recycling.

Miracles do happen, people.

Though I have a funny feeling it really meant Ariel took out the trash and Snow White watched. She must be a visual learner. Or lazy. Or both.

And because I have nothing better to occupy my time or thoughts with other than the state of cleanliness in our apartment (only slightly sarcastic here), I raced downstairs to see this wonder. Only to have my hopes dashed…

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Wait, what?

But, it’s…it’s still full? And there’s cardboard on the floor.

Poor Ariel. I don’t blame her for not knowing how the human world operates. She also mentioned that we have to separate our trash from the recycling because some trash was mixed in with the bottles, cans, etc…

*deep breath* We know. Because after Snow White filled the trash barrel, she switched over to the recycling barrel.

I immediately texted Belle saying, “You see this shit?”

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And then proceeded to rip up all the goddamn cardboard (an excellent stress reliever!) AND take out the full bag of trash.

This action made Belle, in her own words, LOVE AND HATE ME ALL AT ONCE.

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We are the trash queens. Long may we reign.

~ Meg